wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

(via adorablelittledipshit)

ghost-anus:

why didn’t you reblog my post? likezoned again

(via adorablelittledipshit)

atomicbassist:

team-lads-and-gents:

i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen

do you realize how many people would be dragons

(via adorablelittledipshit)

procoffee:

One time I was out shopping with my mom and I started playing with a display thing, and she was like “What are you doing?” and I sarcastically was like “Worshiping Satan, obviously” and she was like “Seems a bit conceited to worship yourself, but whatever makes you happy”

(via adorablelittledipshit)

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via adorablelittledipshit)

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(Quelle: 0wenhart, via adorablelittledipshit)

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE

BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE

BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT

(via adorablelittledipshit)

foodchewer:

i was kinda hoping that i’d be rich and famous by now

(via adorablelittledipshit)

  • Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
  • Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep